CEO (Sample Job)

A CEO needs to be a very special person and the success or failure of the company rests with you. No pressure. You need to be on top of your game and love working with a broad range of people. You need to steer the company through choppy waters and be far sighted enough to see icebergs.

Duties include

• Ordering people about with a friendly smile
• Wearing fancy shirts
• Ability to say great motivational lines like 'We don't want a situation where the tail's wagging the dog.'
• Making tea or coffee, only very very occasionally
• Being in early and then leaving in the afternoon for important 'meetings'